Thursday, October 26, 2006

The Smartest Way in save money when parking

An Indian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" nor endorsed by this company.

this is the smartest way to park the car...try this next time...if v ever hav a Ferrari.

omg ~ Overhead Mounted Gun



236cm and 180kg
Tall and Long human...

small STAR already grown up



these the kids that accompany us in movie and drama when we was young...
they already grown up.....

Sunday, October 22, 2006

See Thru Skirts?

Actually, it's not SEE-THRU skirts, they are prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible. These are the current rage in JAPAN.




I can't even begin to think what the front view is like...
Think you have seen it all?
and..
how bout for man trousers prints like this way?!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Relax...Humour

Words of Wisdom

stay away from me!!

watch up your BALL!!


Yeah, Its none of my business!!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Breast Implant Progress


Want b busty...Feel the pain....~~~oh oh...wow!

Windows improvement and modification with time

Windows 1.01
Windows 2.03
Windows 3.0
Windows NT

Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows 2000

Windows XP
Windows LongHorn

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

For those whom are born in the 70 n 80ties

For reading pleasure...some might be true...

This might bring us back the old memory especially during those school days.....

Signs that you are a 70s' or 80s' baby: You grew up watching G-Force, He-man, Transformers, Thundercats, Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs and Voltron too.

Girls watched Japanese cartoon like My Little Pony, "Xiao Tian Tian", "Hua Xian Zi" etc.

You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug inprimary school after recess time.

You squatted by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brushed your teeth with a colourful mug.

Remember the days when the school nurse, comes with a list for the dentist appointment, the sound of the drilling when your friend has a fill in his tooth. You remember the packets of milk we get in primary school to encourage us to drink more milk. (It is only cost 30 cent per pack).

In secondary school, girls go to the library to borrow their favourite romance story book. In secondary school, girls altered their school skirt to shorten it and guys will go to the school appointed school uniform tailor shop to tailor make their school trousers to the fashionable "baggy pants"!

During primary school days, the teacher will punish you using a ruler to hit your palm.

A bowl of noodles soup cost only 30 cent in primary school days.

When you were in primary school, girls like to go to the bookshop to buy cute stuff such as animal erasers, various shape sharpeners, colourful notebook etc. Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan departmental stores used to be a favourite hangout for families during weekends.

In secondary school days, you buy the Bata BMTurbo or Pallas Jazzschool shoes. Some guys like to wear those china made ankle highshoes. Some even like to wear those very thick socks with their school shoes.

Internet? E-mail? What the hell is that? So you thought a decade or more ago, your friends don't have pagers or handphones in school.
CDs? What's that? Cassette tapes were the norm.
Movie tickets used to cost less than $5 last time.

The goodies from Mama shop used to be Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding Dang chocolate balls with toys in the box, colourful hard "egg","cigarette" bubble gum, KIKI Bubble Gum, pink bottle of bubbles c/w as mall tubes with yellow sticks to blow "more lasting" bubbles that you can pop more air in or slam it on.

You never forget 'Ti Kam'. When exams are over, the board games (e.g Monopoly, Donkey, Transportation Comparison Card) & held video games will be all over the class room.

Your favourite sound is the bell! For it's the homemade ice cream man. The cream that tops Haagan Dazs! And the other peddler you love is the old lady who sells juicy Muah Chee and thick olden syrup rolled in a balloon the tip of a chopstickstick.

Another bell is the recess bell, a time to get away from school work and to eat. Another time when there is no bell but all guys will anxiously wait for it...The PJ (Pendidikan Jasmani), PE time(time for football).

Your favourite childhood games were playing "guli"(marbles), fivestones, five bottle cover, zero-point, catching, "Pepsi-Cola one two three" and "Police & Sentry"!

The best thirst quencher of all times is the yummy colourful ice tubes you can buy from provision shops for only 10 cent. To eat them, break the tab and suck while holding the freezing tube!

All gals have a girl doll/strawberry shortcake/my little pony/pound puppy, while all boys have a soldiers figurine(combat) or a rubber band catapult that shoots folded paper!

Once was the era whereby ice-cream sticks were alueable items, then came the paper aircrafts, chalk fights.

Some boys made their own guns from wood, and used 'Bacali' as the bullets. Some even used matches to shoot and burn kids 'lanterns during Moon Cake Festival.

And your favourite holiday was Lunar New Year! New clothes, Ang Pows, shopping, junk food and family outings!

Let's see, the majority of students in universities today were bornin 1987 / 88.... They are called "youth".

For them, they have never heard of the song "We are the World, we are the Children..." And the "Uptown Girl" they know is by 'West Life' but not 'Billy Joel'.

For them, there have always been only one Germany and only one Vietnam. AIDS exists since they were born.

CD exists since they were born. Michael Jackson is already whitened. John Travolta is always round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Spiderman and Incredible Hulkare just new films. They can never imagine a black and white screen for a computer. They never know what is Atari or 'Game & Watch'.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and they don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control. And they never understand how we can go out without a mobile phone when we were in university...

Let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. Most of your secondary school friends are getting married.
3. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computer.
4. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
5. You spend less and less time talking on phone with your friends daily.
6. When you meet your old friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again and again all funny stories you experienced together.
7. Lastly, having read this post, you are thinking of sharing those point to some other old friends.
You think they will like it too.....Hahaha!....
Yes! We are getting old too...........
Brings back old memories huh?

Cheers to the 70s n 80s babies!!!

New Style of Wedding Picture

A new style to take wedding picture..as for keep for sweet memory...can try this way out!


Friday, October 13, 2006

motherhand Pillow


A new design ~~ Motherhand pillow for baby. A easier way for both mother and son.
i just wondering that izit got special size that purposely design for us... I mean make the size of the object more bigger that can suit to adults. Replacement as protection and LOVE...

Mehndi Designs Especially For Girls


An Indian Culture..but i not sure what is the meaning of that..
May be it an intention of Indian Girls Pretty..

Extremely Disgusting Food


Disgusting foods that i ever seen.. Will it be a good appetizer for all?!

Sweet Toilet


a decorative and sweet toilet..that until...we can't even want to shit at it!! ~~HAh!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Management Layer

New Culture in work
~ Piramid Of Management Layer in new Generation~

SAFEST DRESS

wow... its a dress made by condom!!
how dare...who dare to wear....~~

weird picture


creative paint on a car...illusion~~


Buy one for your wife, it's assured she won't be robbed


Burning CDs

Air Bus or Air Duck ?

One wheel motorcycle

Interesting Optical Illusion

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer,
Mr. Angry is on the left, and Mr(s). Calm is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feet. This is worth it.
They switch places!! I checked. It does. I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe G. Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow .

This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!!

I do not know how they generated this fascinating image, and I believe no-one else is able to generate anything similar in Photoshop. I know it has something to do with "low-pass" and "high-pass" filters, but the details??

Saturday, October 07, 2006

The Way to differential Original Levis


Let Remember the way to differential Original Levis.
Don't get cheated!

New Way of Criminal in Hong Kong

its a new way of criminal in Hong Kong, becareful!

Comic ~ The World without engineer


Let c that if the world without the engineers, the scientists, our life will be suffer..
Thanks god that we living in such a good condition of easy life.

CaPaLang

Mine new blog has been create....hehe

its called capalang....anyone know what is capalang...

CaPaLang is a word in Hokkien in Penang means ALL things......

Hope guys enjoy my collection of weird, funny, great picture in mine blog!